Resimay  
To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.  

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..  

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,  
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.  

I no my spelling is not to good but find  that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.    

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,  

I can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.  

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN    

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.    

Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,  

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.  

See you Monday.