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Wednesday, 08 July 2009

  • ResimaY

    Resimay  
    To hoom it mae cunsern,

    I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.  

    I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..  

    I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,  
    Pepole really seam to respond
    to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.  

    I no my spelling is not to good but find  that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.        

    My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,  

    I can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.  

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,

    BRYAN    

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.        









     








    Employer's response:

    Dear Bryan ,  

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check.  

    See you Monday.

     

    THANK GOD FOR SPELL CHECK !!! THANK YOU , THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 


Tuesday, 09 June 2009

  • FOR WOMEN ONLY


    FOR WOMEN ONLY.....MEN OK ONLY IF WILL BE UNDERSTANDING

    		GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED

    This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing. There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there.

    For years and years they told me,
    Be careful of your breasts.
    Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
    And give them monthly tests.
    So I heeded all their warnings,
    And protected them by law.
    Guarded them very carefully,
    And I always wore my bra.
    After 30 years of astute care,
    My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
    Said I should get a Mammogram
    "OK," I said, "let's do it."
    "Stand up here real close" she said,
    (She got my boob in line),
    "And tell me when it hurts," she said,
    "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
    She stepped upon a pedal,
    I could not believe my eyes!
    A plastic plate came slamming down,
    My hooters in a vise!
    My skin was stretched and mangled,
    From underneath my chin.
    My poor boob was being squashed,
    To Swedish Pancake thin.
    Excruciating pain I felt,
    Within it's viselike grip.
    A prisoner in this vicious thing,
    My poor defenseless tit!
    "Take a deep breath," she said to me,
    Who does she think she's kidding?!?
    My chest is mashed in her machine,
    And woozy I am getting.
    "There, that's good," I heard her say,
    (The room was slowly swaying.)
    "Now, let's have a go at the other one."
    Have mercy, I was praying.
    It squeezed me from both up and down,
    It squeezed me from both sides.
    I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
    To HER tender little hide.
    Next time that they make me do this,
    I will request a blindfold.
    I have no wish to see again,
    My knockers getting steam rolled.
    If I had no problem when I came in,
    I surely have one now.
    If there had been a cyst in there,
    It would have gone "ker-pow!"
    This machine was created by a man,
    Of this, I have no doubt.
    I'd like to stick his balls in there,
    And, see how THEY come out!

    OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember...Breast Cancer Awareness... Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy! Pass the message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends, --- and even your enemies. Because the WORST enemy is Breast C

Monday, 08 June 2009

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  • Angelina215
    @ritesh_gupta - my Bangalore BF says it has been hot and he has had diarrhea from food that wasn't refridge good..............i hope it is not true for u...
  • ritesh_gupta
    hiiiiiiiiii dear howz u ?i m really fed up here bcoz temp here is very high n scrouthing heat tremendously affecting my health.any way how yur life going?
  • Angelina215
    @ritesh_gupta - I think u were to reply?,,,,I am busy BLOGGING....lol
  • ritesh_gupta
    wt happn dear no mssg frm u?busy with some work?
  • Angelina215
    @ritesh_gupta - I am home now...I enjoyed my 4 visits very much...Bangalore, Mumbai, Pondicherry...........maybe next GOA...dunno...not sure yet....
  • ritesh_gupta
    its ok.....so enjoying ur trip in india or nt?
  • Angelina215
    @ritesh_gupta - my BF is in Bangalore....I only email with him....no calls....
  • ritesh_gupta
    @ritesh_gupta - hey do u hve any phn no of urs?
  • ritesh_gupta
    @Angelina215 - yes bt y r asking this?
  • Angelina215
    @ritesh_gupta - I am doing great ...r u in India now?