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  • A Depressed Man

    There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The po…

  • CONFIDENCE....lol

    An man is sitting at a bar and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks,'Is your date running late?' 'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-ar…

  • Let's Play Magic!

    A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and I make love to you, .....and then you disappear."

  • Don't Look Now

    One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where he used to work, when an attractive woman, a former co-worker, came in and sat next to him. She told him she had just had a fight with her husband, a police off…

  • ~ AT THE BAR ~

    A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink . The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it. "The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you have…