Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed, doing what wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs. He asks her why, and she replies, "You’re probably the best lover I’ve ever had, but every time we make love you give me s…

He starts to kiss me but then he stops He does it again then he does not Kissing me gently tenderly now Exploring teasing gosh he's so smart And when he knows I'm mad with desire And when he knows I can no longer con…

All Women Lead Men on & all Men make False promises to Women ... & In the long run, we are all Dead ....(quote I found) "It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory Of this you can rely The funda…