Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

A girl phoned a guy the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” Guy went over. Nobody was home...

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck. Suddenly a really ugly man,…

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and I make love to you, .....and then you disappear."

You meet a guy and suddenly you realize you can't envision a future with him. You feel smothered and you don't want to have him get violent when you let him go. So what to do? You know how guys think they own you. Besi…