A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. > > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along > very well > until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and > asked him if…

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: 'To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million.' The lawyer c…

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here goodlooking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front do…

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you c…