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  • GOOD OR BAD

    FRIEND 1: HEY, I GOT MARRIED. FRIEND 2: OH, THAT IS GOOD! FRIEND 1: NO, THAT IS BAD; SHE IS UGLY. FRIEND 2: OH, THAT IS BAD! FRIEND 1: NO, THAT IS GOOD; SHE IS RICH. FRIEND 2: OH, THAT IS GOOD. FRIEND 1: NO, THAT I…

  • Oh HONEY you WIN

    My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs and make more money than you," she pointed out. "Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I'm still ahead,…

  • There was this guy

    There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.

  • Jill and John got married

    Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a marriage with equal roles... So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills…

  • Did You Hear I Got Married

    Did ya hear I got married?" "Oh, that's good." "No, that's bad! She's ugly!" "Oh, that's bad." "No, that's good! She's rich." "Oh, that's good!" "No, that's bad! She won't give me a cent." "Oh, that's bad." "No, …

  • Marriage TRAIN

    Trained to be Married >>> LOL _________________________________________________ A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeper cabin on a trans-continental train. Th…

  • Gaurdian Angel

    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The m…