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Marital Tranquility
ANGER MANAGEMENT Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush -
The Mysterious Sender
The Mysterious Sender One morning a customer entered my flower shop and ordered a bouquet for his wife. "No card is necessary," he instructed us. "She'll know who sent them." The delivery truck hadn't even returne… -
Tell her about it~~~
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug. Doug suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" "But what if my wife finds out?" asks Bill. "Heck, this is a new age we … -
Revenge Beyond The Grave
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy… -
A Great Loser
A Great Loser Definition of "A great loser": A guy walks into a bathroom and sees a phone number on mirror written with lipstick... He calls the number.... and... . . . His wife picks up the phone... -
Talking To Your Wife
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone -
An Old Indian
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife. He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse." "That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?" "It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag." -
A Guy Comes Home From Work
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger making love to his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid." -
Bad Bernie
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His wife turned to him an…
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